legs-are-just-for-show:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

when the game is like “u don’t have enough lock picks for this” and ur like i have a rocket launcher

image

27,188 notes + 10 hours ago

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

52,301 notes + 10 hours ago

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

103,954 notes + 10 hours ago

maridoodles:

just so we’re clear

76,415 notes + 10 hours ago

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

314,747 notes + 10 hours ago

elanchana:

asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

THIS IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN

80,198 notes + 10 hours ago

Just trying to be all hip and shit don’t mind me.

3 notes + 21 hours ago

I feel like the cat’s pyjamas today. (Which is a lie because it’s honestly too hot to function outside)

2 notes + 21 hours ago

comicsforever:

The Bat Family // artwork by Marcio Takara (2012)

1º Updated 17/05/2012. 2º Update 25/11/2012

9,482 notes + 1 day ago

jibblyuniverse:

americachavez:

like really marvel fucked up with cap 2. it was too good. how are they going to top that. trick question you can’t might as well quit now

every movie I have seen after Cap2, I compare to Cap2. It doesn’t even have to be the same genre! XMDOFP? Captain america was better. Spiderman? Captain America was better. The Fault in our stars? Cap was better. 22 Jump Street? Cap was better. The birth of my first child? CAPTAIN AMERICA IS BETTER

13,458 notes + 1 day ago

pfennings:

"you’ll stop liking someone just because they agreed with something transphobic?"

absolutely

10,529 notes + 1 day ago

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

324,417 notes + 1 day ago
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